The Week: What You Missed

Monday, February 28 | Lady Gaga's Born This Way dropped. Too bad she was upstaged on her big day by Mubarak. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4a8QtvOkBQ

And while we're in the category of things involving Gaga: A new flavor of ice cream called "Baby Gaga," which is made from a mix of cream made from 75% human breast milk, was confiscated from an ice cream parlor in England called the Icecreamists.

Tuesday, March 1 | Xtina was arrested for public intoxication in West Hollywood. Her 25-year-old boyfriend from the dirrrty Jerz was charged with a DUI. I mean, if we'd fucked up the National Anthem, we'd be drinking our sorrows away, too.

Mark Zuckerberg unleashes plan to satisfy the demands of Facebook creepers: sharing home addresses and phone numbers with external websites.

Wednesday, March 2 | Anti-gay New Orleans pastor Grant Storms is busted for public masturbation. Talk about hypocritical.

Four new species of a "zombifying fungus" were identified as the cause of unusual behavior among tropical ants and other insects. We hope this isn't a foreshadowing of Antz: The Sequel.

Thursday, March 3 | A sad, sad day for marijuana growers: NYC police shut down a growing operation in a greenhouse in Staten Island. Direct quote from the po-po: "cops who raided the place nearly got stoned."

Normally, we hate obnoxiously cute animals, but we couldn't pass this up. A pup named Wall-E came back to life after being put to sleep in Oklahoma.