Size vs. Skill: The Great Dick Debate

By Lindsay Dolak Like the age-old debate of whether the chicken came before the egg or Mac vs. PC, the question ‘does size matter?’ has long been thrown around in health classes and in casual conversation between females and males alike. Though it can seem like a touchy subject, especially to the not-so-well-endowed, I found that upon asking their opinion about the dick-size debate directly, people are quite willing to chime in. I received short and sweet yes’ and no’s as well as lengthier explanations on the question of inches.

68 percent of those interviewed said they believe penis size does matter. One female magazine journalism major said, “The answer is a definite yes,” bringing in multiple Facebook “likes” of agreement. Speaking of gender, of that aforementioned 68 percent, 60 percent were girls. Now, all the boys rocking nothing but a stack of quarters in between their legs might be getting a little rosy-cheeked and nervous. To that I say, don’t be. According to askmen.com, a worldwide study of over 40 penis-size research projects has concluded that an average member is somewhere between 5.5 and 6.2 inches in length and 4.7 and 5.1 inches in girth. Feeling a little better now, little guys? (No pun intended.)

However, this is not just a basic back and forth argument of actual number and size. The debate about how deep a dick should reach goes, ahem, much deeper than that. Where one side took a similar position to a sophomore who said, “If he’s not well-endowed, it’s like doing all that work to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop with no Tootsie,” others said, frankly, that it was less about the “size of the wave” and more about the “motion of the ocean.” Honestly, what good is a serious schlong if its owner doesn’t know what to do with it? When faced with the choice of a massive member with less than impressive skills versus an under-average penis that can maneuver its way around a warm, tight space well, the answer is relatively obvious: skill beats size every time.

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It seems that so much emphasis is placed on how far one’s dick falls below the balls because of the overactive male ego. It’s a competitiveness that’s in their nature and it’s a pride issue that many fall victim to. The fact is, though, sex is about pleasure. It’s a stress reliever, in most cases, and if you’re spending all your time worrying about the size of the prize inside and not about how things feel for you and your partner of choice, you’re not going to be performing very well. No amount of inches will be able to make up for your serious lack of erotic expertise, which, believe me, everyone will have heard about by the next afternoon.