Sex Toys of the Week: Vibrators & Penis Sleeves

By Kelsie Testa

When any form of precipitation falls from the Syracuse sky -- rain, snow, sleet, or hail -- I generally want to stay inside. Thus, this week's sex toy is ideal for avoiding the Euclidean tundra and staying safe and warm in the throes of your own ecstasy.

1. The Butterfly’s Kiss. Available from Adult World at 2870 Erie Blvd. East, or at BabeLand.com. $17.

I generally try to avoid bringing small animals or insects to bed, but for this little guy, I had to make an exception. The Butterfly’s Kiss is similar in design to the Rabbit, as they're both designed to hit your clit and G-spot simultaneously. The main difference is price. Higher-end models of the Rabbit can run for about $80, while The Butterfly's Kiss dual-action vibe packs a lot of power into a cute little package for only $17 (bonus: it's pink!). That's even less than you'll pay to get wasted at Chuck's in hopes of bringing home a rando.

The tip of the Butterfly’s shaft is small and curved, made from a flexible thermo-plastic rubber, with a vibrating head that’s perfect for G-spot stimulation. At the same time, the butterfly’s wings "flutter" against your clit and labia;, which feels like great oral sex without the gross slurping noises. A button at the base allows you to control intensity, and it’s quiet enough to use when your roommate is sleeping. The design is a bit tacky, but it gets the job done, and you don’t have to cuddle with it afterwards. Although I guess you can if you want to.

2. Slipinside Penis Sleeve. Available from EdenFantasys.com. $11.99.

I don’t have a penis, so I can’t say that I’ve experienced this firsthand. I have, however, used my hands, and let me tell you, if this thing catches on, I’ll be happy never to give another traditional hand job again. The Slipinside is a lightweight, stretchy sleeve with an opening at one end. The inner walls are lined with little nubs that stroke your cock once it’s inside, and the top is closed off to provide extra suction and tightness where it counts: on the head.

This sleeve is ideal for sex toy virgins looking to experiment. I suggest warming it up before use with some warm water or lube, and then go to town. Alternatively, if you’re looking for more excitement during intercourse, try turning the Slipinside so the nubbies face out. Let your partner enjoy the extra stimulation during penetration. (Note: if you decide to use the toy this way, be safe: the toy is porous and not meant as a condom substitute.)